Well, I'll talk to Nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'll be delighted. [gets up and chases him] Damm it! [each kid is handed a bowling ball, which he or she throws aganst a brick wall. Team 1 walks to one side]. Uh, Nurse Gollum is absolutely qualified to be a--. I thought we only played on Fridays. Hello, there. You ah wanna hear my impersonation of American? Gerald! The picture of conjoined twins is not of conjoined twins, but members of the musical group The Monkees . Ooohh, yeess, a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week. Why are we playing dodgeball again? Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick? I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win-- Heart! It's all swollen and red, You've got the strength, you've got the courage Well, I certainly want to thank you for bringing your team down. [South Park Town Square. My G-hod, amazing where people can live nowadays. [the look is spreading] Look, I don't want to be treated different. [nine men are shown, and they cheer back], [up on the podium next to the Mayor] You know, Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to Washington in case they get hurt. So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. I want to talk to you all about your school nurse. They're just young boys. Do you wanna be on my team again? The 22nd episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on August 19, 1998. The ball gets him anyway, and he tumbles away], Oooh, another American is down! I want to make the public aware of her. That is enough! And we could have seminars to educate, mkay? But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! And actually, I'm not from France--. [they laugh], Yeah, Yeah! We did it, children, we did it! He looks up, and a door epens. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Conjoined_Fetus_Lady/Script?oldid=433645. [After school, at Kyle's house. My mom says there's a lot of black people in China. Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? I made fun of them because they are from China. Be the buhaw-hall! When Mrs. Broflovski shows a picture of Siamses twins: "Gross!" Many people are seated at table waiting for the evening's events to unfold], And so, at this honorary dinner we take a look back at our beloved Nurse Gollum and the brave life she has lived. Right, bubbe? And just what price would you pay for eternal glory? And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week! No, I'm from America. The Cougar fans cheer], Dammit, Come on! Maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. [they laugh harder, and he resumes] Eh. And there is-a only a one South Park prayer left. Damn it, stop. No it isn't, it hurts! I heard the school nurse is hideously deformed. I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm. [Stan slips from his grasp and he falls] Oh! But Chef, you just ripped on Chinese people. Did you hurt your nose? [more cheering. Link: Portal:Scripts — South Park Wiki 1 Pilots (1992-1995) 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 (1997-1998) 2.2 Season 2 (1998-1999) 2.3 Season 3 (1999-2000) 2.4 Season 4 (2000) 2.5 Season 5 (2001) 2.6 Season 6 (2002) 2.7 Season 7 (2003) 2.8 Season 8 (2004) 2.9 Season 9 (2005) 2.10 Season 10 (2006) 2.11 Season 11 (2007) 2.12 Season 12 (2008) 2.13 Season 13 (2009) 2.14 Season 14 (2010) 2.15 Season … So, uhh, where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? [slaps Chef on the back again and leaves. Chef is tending to his injured players. [blows his whistle] Play ball! They use steroids and advanced training equipment to make them, not kids, but animals. We've been working all week against that kind of behavior! I want to talk to you all about your school nurse. That nose is bleeding pretty bad, Kyle. Stan runs by again, still screaming and pursued by Randy. Kyle! The Chinese team watches as Pip picks up speed, and the players gasp. The crowd quiets down] But most importantly, this week has brought to my attention a very serious and dreaded disease. Episode 205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady When Kyle says the fetus jiggled: "Eewwww!" He sees a mouse nibble at some cheese and run away. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball, the South Park Cows! Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes? Chinese dodgeball players aren't like us. This page contains trivia for "Conjoined Fetus Lady". I have a stillborn fetus growth attached to my head. I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you-. [releases the ball, and it hits player 6 on the nose. Our lives were fine before! They played China for the world championship. You're gonna get us into trouble again. We're going to Washington, D.C.! Warning This article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. [Stan and Kyle merely look at him and say nothing] Ah, screw you guys. I just realized something. If the ball hits you, you're out, but if you catch the ball, he's out, and the last team to still have anybody standing wins. The living baby is born with the dead baby still attached. I didn't know you had it in you. [everyone boos]. I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver Cougars. Hey, you wanna hear my impersonation of American? China • You'll be in the news all over the world. The class is on its way to the State Finals], [rising] Okay children. I don't want to be treated special orh-or treated gingerly. It was--. Now, come on! [Player 1 serves again, and the ball lands in Cartman's belly]. The guy falls and the ball returns to the opposing team], [giggling] Concentrate on your ge-hame! That is enough! Just whup Denver's ass! Oh. Ehsooo, I-ee hear that the South Park Cows are playing for the State Finals in dodgeball tonight. Roll the tape, please, Mr. Garrison. Chinese dodgeball players aren't like us. God-damn, maybe if you didn't eat all those croissants, Okay, that was pretty good, Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids on the. Joking is a way for them to come to terms with what they don't understand. She looks around and waves] What a glorious parade that was! Good thing they have those uh big eyes so that they don't have to rery on that amazing American interect. Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day... Hello, Sheila? And now, let's hear from the woman of the week, the incredible, courageous, Nurse Gollum! [the town cheers] Now, join me in saluting our Cows and help make Nurse Gollum not feel like an outcast with our first official Conjoined Twin Myslexia Hat! And actually, I'm not from France-. That's different. My parents are Chinese. The 14th episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 1, 1998. Uh-hu-hu-hu-howieee! Yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. Young man, Why do you have your eyes closed? When Stan realizes his mistake and gets the story back on track: "Eewwww!" And now, le-, Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be singled out? Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a great week for South Park. I think you might have to go to the nurse's office. Now let the... All right, let's go, Cows! I have been obsessed, and obsession isn't good. ', [quickly] I got a jelly roll! " Conjoined Fetus Lady " Nurse Mary Gollum, originally referred to as Nurse McSchwartz in The Unaired Pilot, was the school nurse at South Park Elementary, notable for the dead fetus attached to her head, which the students found terrifying. [they laugh so hard they fall from their chairs]. [undaunted] That does it! Oh, I don't know, all Americans look alike. The boy is left on the floor. Oh. Children, that's not cool! Softly, she reads] You see boys, sometimes, when babies are born, they're born as twins. Blood pours out quickly. I want to make the public aware of her. [coming over] Okay, children. Th-the school could put out pamphlets, m'kay? Can you ever forgive me? Freaks with big hearts! You'll have to let the nurse look at it. Remember, trivia must be factual, provable, and it is always best to cite your source for not-so-obvious trivia. [A temple scene comes up. Paint falls away and cracks are left in the wall. You children win this one, and you're National Champions! Yeah, and if you don't, you're a big dumb-ass European hippie piece of crap. When the bus goes out of control: "Sheesh!" Just imagine: a big yellow "Dodgeball Champions" banner hanging in the cafeteria! Apparently, nobody else would play us because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. [takes one end of a short bungee cord while Cartman holds the other end] Places! Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of. Thank you, Mayor. I guess I heard the term at some point when I was a kid, but having zero exposure to it, I didn’t really know what it was. Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their BIG American eyes. Imagine it! I'm the school nurse. He and Stan rush out of there]. StanKyleCartmanKennyPipBebeClydeMr. My G-hod, amazing where people can live nowadays. Conjoined Twin Myslexia. His possible role is unknown. Script • Gerald winces.]. Nothing is pissing me off! [the team is standing behind a low wall with a trophy at one end, next to Chef]. ก๊อกน้ำ. Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. What a glorious parade that was! Great catch, Kyle! I have a stillborn fetus growth attached to my head. How many times do I have to explain this to you?! [Kevin throws again, and it hits Jordan], We're losing men fast out here! [Pip and the foursome remain], Alright, boys, jsut five more of the little bastards to go. Stan? Feeling like an outcast? You know, that has a nice ring. I'm not a student! Mr. Stan: Yeah. Chef. And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. Principal Victoria, Mr. Mackey, and Nurse Gollum are there, with her conjoined fetus out of view]. Both front doors fall off], [At Grant Elementary's Gym. This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. No it isn't, it hurts! Yeah. [she turns to face him, and a withered fetus comes into view. When our family sits down to dinner and 10-year-old Erica starts riffing on a South Park episode, we share the kind of connection that cultural conservatives claim is all too scarce in American family Life. [Pip gets angry] What's the matter, Frenchy? An icon for him (labeled Terrence) is included in the game's files, but he was cut from the final game. Nothing is pissing me off! I rearry rearry want that. Nonsense! The scene fades, and the foursome are standing there, awed] Well, good luck. Wwell, Mrs. Broflovski, it certainly is a thrill seeing your cheery face again. [Clyde and Swanson are already out, along with one other] Somebody catch the ball! Well, Mrs. Broflovski, it certainly is a thrill seeing your cheery face again. As this year's Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week draws to a close, I would like to personally thank all of you for your enthusiastic cooperation. Unfortunately, it would mean my death. Now, you did say she has a fetus on her head? There are people on rooftops all over the square cheering as well] Let's hear it for these brave souls! Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! Why did you guys forfeit? He's in a nice tuxedo]. Now your team's on offense! That nurse is actually pretty cool. Terri Schiavo's plight drove the story, but the stuff about Kenny playing a video game to save Heaven is a nod to the 1984 movie The Last Starfighter. You've got the strength, you've got the courage, [there are sobs here and there, a smattering of applause], [with envelope in hand] Hand now, friends, hit's time to present the Lifetime Conjoined Twin Achievement Award. [turns and walks away] And besides, I hate French people! Did it talk? I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver Cougars. ], Are you Kyle Broflovski? Damn, man. [Nurse's Office. Card Games; Family Games; Strategy Games; Tactical Games; Two Player Games And we could have seminars to educate, m'kay? I heard the school nurse is hideously deformed. South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. Well, Sharon, I was just trying to educate them about conjoined twin myslexia. The South Park Cows! [Pip. We're going to Washington, D.C.! I don't know what to say; this has been quite a week. I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes! What do you call white American person wit Ph.D. in a physics anda math? I'm not gonna hurt you. You see, it's not okay to make fun of an American because they're black, brown, or whatever, but it is okay to make fun of foreigners because they are from another country. How mant times do I have to explain this to you?! Let's go home. It can also be seen on top of the World Champion dodgeball trophy in “Conjoined Fetus Lady". Did you all see? Aw, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. [goes down. [he starts up the player. Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? Conjoined Fetus Lady Cartman makes reference to Moby-Dick , mentioning Captain Ahab and the pursuit of a whale. [grumbling] Yeah, whatever, you old, dried-up, fat ho. Our lives would have to revolve around dodgeball. Oh, glorious day! Apparently, nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. It hits Mrs. Crabtree on the back of her head], AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Gonna need some cream for your ass, because Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. I let it all go to my head. [Stan and Kyle fall silent] Just imagine: a big yellow Dodgeball Champions banner hanging in the cafeteria! No, no, no, no, no, that's different. If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. Hey! But sometimes the twins get hooked together, and they're born as. The bus is going down a slope]. Sure! And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week! [starts spinning. [Denver Elementary. The- the school could put out pamphlets, mkay? We need backup! Okay, children, it's Friday, and you know what that means for PE class. Usually has a level head, but a visit to the hospital reveals that he has a weak stomach. I uhhh, wa-I… I don't know what to say; this has been quite a week. [reads it] You French piece of crap, throw ball. But it's quicker to get to the Denver school. If we can win State, we can play in the Nationals in Washington, D.C.! We're world champions! Oh, I'm sorry, children. The superhero is a frequently used easter egg throughout the show. [people are listening] And take those stupid things off your heads! [tosses the ball to him]. [they laugh], Yeah. Kyle is hooked up to an IV unit. Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a great week for South Park. You-you don't understand, children. Uhow about a hat, then? No, no no. It hits Clyde], Jordan, Swanson, pull forward! We're gonna play dodgeball! [the crowd erupts in applause], [Somewhere near China. I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. In "Conjoined Fetus Lady," we're introduced to the school nurse: She has "Conjoined Twin Myslexia" and was born with a stillborn fetus attached to her head. Fosse throws, and Bebe is beaned. The foursome look at her, then laugh while Pip observes. I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you--. Sit down, boys. Now, that's just the kind of unawareness that we need to fight against. This should be over veerry shortly. Okay, that was pretty good, Pip. South Park will finally have a sport that it's good at. ... For one episode, Butters was called Swanson. Direct quotes from the script: Stan: "Hey, isn't that kid Kevin Chinese?" Sheila is left with a dial tone]. Holy crap. [she leaves, and Kyle's eyes follow her. Everyone, look! [uncertain] Uuh. But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! Ladies and gentlemen, on this fourth day of Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week, all our prayers are with our little South Park Cows now playing their hearts out in China. Now, join me in saluting our Cows and help make Nurse Gollum. Posters line the walls]. Pwn'd. Everyone! We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware of folks just like you, Oooohh, yeess, a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week. MackeySheila and Gerald BroflovskiSharon and Randy MarshChefMr. Hey, Pip. Conjoined Fetus Lady [South Park Gymnasium] Chef is the gym teacher Chef: Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class. This page is a gallery for images from Season Two's "Conjoined Fetus Lady". [The bus has reached the temple. [the Broflovskis are not amused. [A Chinese player takes aim at Cartman, who turns and runs away squealing. ], [Principal Victoria's office. Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occurred to me. [Coach Thomas looks like he's had a rug pulled out from under him while victory music plays]. Come on, limey, don't be a wuss! Watch Episode. [wiping away a tear] She's really touched. Only four of them came back alive. Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. [laughs], Praaayyy Brar! S2 • … In "Conjoined Fetus Lady," we're introduced to the school nurse: She has "Conjoined Twin Myslexia" and born with a stillborn fetus attached to her head. Let me try, let me try. That is. Yeah. [with Clyde and Stan looking on] What? They're just young boys. [The band starts playing festive music. We're winnin' there, You're my conjoined-twin, dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman, Okay, children, it's Friday, and you know what that means for PE class. All right. Well, I'll get you an ice pack. Our South Park Cows have just beaten the Washington dodgeball team, and are on their way to the world championship in China. His birthday is February 25. The crowd cheers up and down as Nurse Gollum walks down the street, alone. [smacks him off his chair] Keep your damn mouth shut! Well, I'll talk to Nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'll be delighted. Sorry about whuppin' your ass there, Coach. Soo, I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, and here you are! [A mountain road. I'm gonna get the mayor on the phone right now! Well, Sharon, I was just trying to educate them about conjoined twin myslexia. I've been reading up on your poor nurse's condition, and it is nothing to be made fun of. Congratulations, you're national champions. [they laugh], [A Chinese player serves and hits Kenny with such force that the ball picks him up and splatters him against the wall, then bounces up and away. [Chef is pissed] You're from South Park, yeah? Look, Pip, the rules are simple. [Stan is frightened] Sometimes, this dead twin is inside the living person, so even you could have a dead twin inside you and not even know it! [click. She has a dead fetus attached to her head. Wing Lu Kim is Chinese and since she was rescued from the Chinese Mafia by the boys she now lives freely in South Park with her fake Chinese husband Tuong Lu Kim. So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? And if you don't, you're a big dumbass European hippie piece of crap! You-you don't understand, children. He gets beat up by his sister Shelley, and is under pressure from Grampa to kill him. He's so fat, it stuck in his belly! At the post office, she's trying to shoo him away, she's very angry that he's filming her. So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, and here you are. "SOUTH PARK" Episode 205 "Conjoined Fetus Lady" Written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, David Goodman INT. Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it? List of all South Park episodes "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the fifth episode of Season Twoand the 18th overall episode of South Park. South Park - 205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady Written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, David Goodman. Great job, children! ก๊อกเดี่ยวอ่างล้างหน้า; ก๊อกผสมอ่างล้างหน้า Full Ep. He was thrown to one side. The boys are there to listen to Kyle's story]. Promise we won't make it too painful. Oh, that's not fair. And now, let's kick off our week long festivities with the first annual Grand Conjoined Parade! [Chef looks at him], Hey, isn't that kid Kevin Chinese? If we had won the world championship, what then? [South Park City Hall. Being ridiculed every day? Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? [Randy chases him down] No! This should be over veerry shortly. When Kyle says the fetus looked dead: "Eewwww!" Are you just gonna be a little French pansy your whole life? Dammit, Kyle! Nonononono. We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware of folks just like you. You can't give me an office referral, and-! Kyle! Hiit ita wita great pride, that huwe huwelcome ourn American friend. [The Chinese serve, The first one out is Clyde, who tumbles all the way to the wall]. Joking is a way for them to come to terms with what they don't understand. You got crepes in your ears? I made fun of them because they are. The clowns place him on the other side of the stretcher, then pick up the stretcher and walk away. South Park. Great catch, Kyle! The Washington team has forfeited the game. Who the hell cares what it's called? Hey! Okay, Tom, rooks rike A-mericans are getting ready to play. Here, Pip. Jelly roll is perfect! My mom says there's a lot of black people in China. Add a photo to this gallery Story Elements Nurse Gollum • "Dodgeball Song" • "Conjoined Twin Song" China • Ms. Herman Media Images • Script • Extras • Watch Episode Release South Park: The Complete Second Season What seems to be pissing you off today? Well, good luck. We've been working all week against that kind of behavior! [the South Park team is limping off the court, with Kyle taking his IV unit along]. So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. [takes the microphone] Our South Park Cows have jsut beaten the Washington dodgeball team, and are on their way to the world championship in China. Just stay focused now, Gaaah! This is the second time a real video game system (in this case the Sony PSP) served as a plot device. Yeah, but you know, it-it doesn't matter though, the- the Denver team always wins, okay? What seems to be pissing you off today? We have a lot of practicing to do! [oops] Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes? You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. She's on the toilet, and she clamps her legs shut, with hands before them for added security. [to Cartman] Dude, I don't get it. [musicians play], Everyone! Hey! ...And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. This award goes to outstanding conjoined twins who have made a mark on society. Roll the tape, please, Mr. Garrison. [The crowd cheer louder] And now, let's kick off our weeklong festivities with the first Annual Grand Conjoined Parade! South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. Damn, man. [his partner resets the mike, a muscular man bangs away on a kodo drum, and musicians next to him start playing. All three smile as the roll leaves the sling. [sets up with a deep voice] I'll use my credit card. Are you just gonna be a little French pig your whole life? [gives his end to Kyle and takes the jelly roll. Come on, limey, don't be a wuss! Garrison, Mr. HatNurse GollumPrincipal VictoriaOfficer BarbradyUncle JimboBob ThomasThe Denver CougarsKevin, the Chinese-American StudentChinese commentatorsThe Chinese Dodgeball Team, Ooo, baby, come on. [the phone rings and Sheila answers], Hello, Sheila? This extremely obscure film is also referenced in Season Two's "Conjoined Fetus Lady." I caught it! I want you all to try and focus on your game. e5 Conjoined Fetus Lady e6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka e7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) e8 Summer Sucks e9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls e10 Chickenpox e11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods e12 Clubhouses e13 Cow Days e14 Chef Aid e12 Spookyfish e13 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! Ihit hurhurts! So let's have half the children on this side, Well, no. south park,SOUTH PARK,awesome south park. It's called 'conjoined twin myslexia!'. Can't we just play with that big parachute again or something? "Conjoined Twin Song" Okay, Kam, rooks rike a-mericans are getting ready to play. Did you all see? It is located here! Congratulations, you're national champions. Then you can go on and play the Chinese. Hey, hey! Damn, Pip. Hey, I really, really want that. Kevin's most notable trait is his Star Wars obsession, seen in both "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" and again in "Fatbeard". [the team laughs. I love you guys. [Kenny pulls out a bone], Sweet! [now dressed normally, but still bandaged] What the hell is eveyone wearing on their heads? The Washington team has forfeited the game. [Somewhere near Washngton, D.C. But Chef, you just ripped on Chinese people. It would only be a bigger letdown the next year if we. No big whoop. You see boys, sometimes, when babies are born, they're born as twins. Oh, that's not fair! Ms. Herman, Images • GYMNASIUM - DAY The kids are all gathered around Chef. Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! [walking over to player 70] Hey, if you wanna make him throw the ball, say this. Jordan, Swanson, pull forward! I don't want to be treated special orh-or treated gingerly or-I just want to be ridiculed, shouted at, and made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other. Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road until a truck runs you over instead? The other players are bandaged up according to the severity of their injuries]. Player 1 throws the ball], [hit] Ow! Also Kevin Stoley is believed to be Chinese-American. TV Screenplays N through Z Download Free PDF TV Screenplays (Click on links below to download PDF scripts) Naked_Hotel_1x01_-_Pilot You fight for tomorrow Pip slows down, and finally stops], And the winner is South Park Cows! Yeah. Just stay focused now. But you're supposed to hit the kids on the other team. He waits with his hand on his nose. Did you hurt your nose? Uuuuuh. As long as she doesn't have to touch me... Now, that's just the kind of unawareness that we need to fight against. Good thing they have those big eyes so that they don't have to rery on that amazing American interrect. Oh. [Pip sets up] God-damn, maybe if you didn't eat all those croissants [angered, Pip zipz the ball at him], you'd be able to thr-ow! Just whooped Denver's ass Now, we're almost to China! I just wanted to do my job and live my life like any normal person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handicap all week long. Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. The parents applaud]. [slaps Chef on the back]. Still all Chinese prayer. Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to State Finals? 06/03/1998. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball! We've been asked to play in the State Finals for dodgeball! I've been reading up on your poor nurse's condition, and it is. On the side is a banner that reads], Hiit ita wita great pride, that huwe huwelcome ourn American friends. You aren't going anywhere. [the class separates into teams]. 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